My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass

Chuck Tingle

My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass

My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass

  • Title: My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass
  • Author: Chuck Tingle
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 138
  • Format: Kindle Edition

Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratopJeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human dino love This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay triceratops action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and prehistoric beast love.

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Nothing to see here. Nothing out of the ordinary about a twink and his ex-pet triceratops boning like dick and ass were extinct.Chuck.Chucky, Chuck Chuck.This will be our last dance for now. I can't overload on the same author for too long or I'll recognize their tells. And I've got yours, Chucky Chuck Chuck. :) (view spoiler)[I think the Unicorn biker porn was the best out of the three but who the fuck gives a shit about an in-depth review on creature banging? They're probably more interested i [...]

Four Tingling Stars! This (very short) story could have used a serious editor, but it's Chuck Tingle, so I can forgive. I liked this one a lot better than Space Raptor Butt Invasion. There was more funny and it was just so spectacularly over the top. A little bit ew, a little bit haha these are great to read every now and then just because.My favorite lines: (view spoiler)["They don't have your massive triceracock.""Tell me I'm a nasty human manslut." (hide spoiler)]Original post:Oh yes, this is [...]

2 TRICERACOCK STARSSolo leí este libro, por culpa de mi cochina curiosidad. Y déjenme decirles que no lo vale.Me arrepiento? SI No por lo bizarra que es la historia, si no porque pague $3.50 por un ebook de 15 paginas. La trama es simple, Jeremy un guapo joven editor, recibe una llamada de Oliver invitándolo a cenar, pero ellos dos tienen tanta química juntos que ni siquiera cenan si no que se van directo a su departamento y tienen sexo salvaje. Oh si un pequeño detalle que se me olvidaba m [...]

This moment has been building for years and now that it's finally here I don't know how to react, completely overwhelmed by my homosexual taboo attraction to this ferocious dinosaur."Tell me I'm a nasty human manslut." I beg.This was a sight to behold. I'm in awe, Mr. Tingle. AWE.

A Weird Shit Wednesday read.We have a young guy and his pet triceratops, who became a billionaire.Don’t they look happy together?The guy and his triceratops haven’t seen each other for 4 years because Oliver, the triceratops, is now a cabaret dancing dinosaur. But of course!(I tried to make it look like he is dancing, but it’s more like he’s having a seizure)When they see each other again, the attraction is instant, because come on…. who wouldn’t want to tap a triceratops? And a bill [...]

Well, this was my first Tingle and I have to say MacHalo Crew - WHAT A CHOICE.It is no secret that I love dinosaurs, it is also no secret that I love smut, so what better book choice is there for me, than My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass."I kept a secret regarding Oliver bottled up deep inside, pushed deep into the darkest corners of my brain and only brought out in my weakest, lustful gay moments."This was amazing. It was awful. It was hilarious. It was horrible. It was an experience. [...]

<Weird Shit Wednesday Group Read*** 3 Triceratops is a cabaret dancer/billionaire stars ***I was already laughing before I even started the book. I mean, the title and the author's name*snorts* is funny all on its own.This was definitely some weird shit. But the kind of weird that had me snorting and laughing. So if you want a roll-the-eye-this-is-crazy read then you got a good one to start with right here. Oh and btw, you might not want to read this in public unless you're prepare to answer [...]

Amazing buddy read with those unhinged ladies in the MacHalo Group. Get ready for the romancehahahahaAs always in a Tingler read, not a whole lot makes sense, but that is part of it's inherent charm. There are a lot of things that make you wonder if the author has spell check/grammar on his computer, and question his grasp of the English language. Butt(pun intended), that's nothing compared to the most ridiculous and silly stories you can ever read. This short story is about Jeremy and his forme [...]

Weird Shit Wednesday on 14th of January with the gang. Woooohoooooo!********************************************* Dear Chuck Tingle,I want your babies!Forever yours,Britta Nachteule Chuck Tingle has a gift! A gift for writing weird shit! I would have liked to quote the whole book. It's so so I have no words. Not just that it's indeed weird shit but it's so comical I was crying for laughter!Just read the book! OK?

Oh and just cause I feel like it:

With the double and triple doggie and triceratop dare gauntlets thrown down by friends Sarah and Brynne, my pride demanded I read this– damn you pride. Just Damn you. With a young Jon Bon Jovi look-alike on the cover, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay ass is full of little gems like"He's a triceratops who's aged to perfection and has all of the confidence and charm that comes with it.".The first part was actually quite boring, but then it gets down to all it's dirty triceratops glory."Tell [...]

Weird Shit Wednesday Woohoo!! And I read IT too! I'm going with 2.5 Dino Stars cause it wasn't quite as good as Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker but still a laugh a minute with highlights throughout the book!

this is all the response I can muster:

I don't even know what to say.I don't even know how to rate.*channels her inner white girl* I can't even.

My first weird shit Wednesday book. Wish me luck **20 minutes later**Whelp. There's no turning back now. I've officially entered the dark side.

Weird story for sure, how these 2 guys managed to kiss and have sex it a real mystery. It was funny, silly, HFN, well V you can't expect a HEA.Now I know Chuck Tingle has a .ll the dots as you pleaseagination :)

UmIahBecause triceracock, that's why!

*roulade*Bon, on arrête tout. On reprend notre sérieux et on commence non je déconne XDMon dieu, pourquoi tu me fait çaaaaaaaa !!!!!!Après, il faut dire que je suis responsable de mon délire aussi.Jérémy est un mec comme les autres (non pas vraiment) qui possède comme animal de compagnie un triceraptor Un dinosaure, bordel !! Et qui s'appelle Oliver XD Et il marche sur ses deux pattes arrières et IL PORTE UN PUTAIN DE COSTARD !!!!!Jusque là, vous allez vous dire "attend, c'est quoi le [...]

Ποιος είναι ο Chuck Tingle και γιατί διάβασα μια από τις ιστορίες του; Διαβάστε τι έγραψα στο PopCode.Αυτό είναι το πρώτο διήγημα του Chuck Tingle και εννοείται πως το διάβασα, άλλωστε είναι μικρές οι ιστορίες του, φεύγουν μέσα σε λίγη ωρίτσα. Ήθελα να ασχοληθώ με τη φάση του στο PopCode, οπότε [...]

read for the 2015 reading challenge: a book with bad reviewsChuck Tingle is a gift for humanity. His stories are meant for being read, treasured and probably liveblogged. Which I did, on tumblr, leaving out the most nsfw parts, which also contained some of the best sentences. And terms like triceracock. Yes, this is an actual word I had to read and now you had to read it too.There is only one superior way to enjoy the tingle of Tingle's fiction, which is by listening to Mark Oshiro read them. I [...]

I'm really giving this 3 and a half stars, but oh well. Just as hilariously bad as anything else, but again, the crack of it all makes it kinda fun. These short stories are like the junk food of books. I might have to take a break before I read another.

A flawlessly executed tale of a young man and his billionaire triceratops who craves gay ass. This steamy tale of pleasure and thirst will curl your toes, fog your windows, and leave you crying for more! More! More!

Any story that includes the word "triceracock" deserves praise.Also, “You know, half the people in here probably think we’re on a date, anyway. Some rich old triceratops with a hot piece of human arm candy.”

After reading this review with excerpts from the story, apparently one of Chuck Tingle's hobbies is NOT grammar or proofreading.Author? Pfft. I won't give him my money if he won't give me his respect.

I have no words for this. Regardless, I'm suggesting to all my friends that they read this. Mainly because I think everyone should experience gay dinosaur sex at least once in their lives.


My triceracock Oh lordA cabaret dancing triceratopsoh lordA dinosaur who works out and has awesome abs Oh lord

i cant believe i made it my first book in 2k16.

I love you Chuck TingleYou're a genius

My first introduction to Chuck Tingle. Never turning back.

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