- Title: Seduction and Snacks
- Author: Tara Sivec
- ISBN: null
- Page: 303
- Format: Kindle Edition
Librarian s Note this is an alternate cover edition ASIN B008AZTUU8Claire is a twenty something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul mouthed, but extremely loveable when he s asleep toddler a better life When Carter, the one night stand from her past that chaLibrarian s Note this is an alternate cover edition ASIN B008AZTUU8Claire is a twenty something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul mouthed, but extremely loveable when he s asleep toddler a better life When Carter, the one night stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time With Carter s undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four year old son and Claire s panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.Warning contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.
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Tara Sivec vagina salutes youThe unfiltered hilarity of this book made me laugh and orgasm at the same time. Can you laugh yourself into an orgasm?? Never in my life have I been so damn proud to have a vagina! I normally don't like vagina; it can be very territorial. When vaginaginasgini? When vagini get around each other, the pussy claws come out and everything becomes one big competition. It's like the f**king whoo-ha olympics; every twat for themselves. But deep down inside we're all just loo [...]
DNFThis book started out hilarious and I was having a blast reading it until I wasn't. It stopped being funny and started to become annoying. Very annoying, over-the-top, and ridiculous. Just too much! For me, this is one of those books that tries too hard to be funny and ends up failing because of it. And, boy, was it crude! Not a fun combination for me!I believe whether or not this book works for a reader depends solely on what one considers humorous. For those wondering if this book's humor w [...]
Warning: Do not, really listen to me, DO NOT read this book in public. If you do, you have fair warning that you may be apprehended and brought to your local mental hospital.Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec was pure awesome! Never, and I repeat, NEVER has a book made me laugh this hard. I made the mistake of bringing my Kindle with me to a Starbucks and I started reading this book there. I seriously must have looked like a mad woman in desperate need of therapy. I was laughing so hard, and I r [...]
Okay guys, this is, hands down, the most HILARIOUS romance I have ever read!!!!No book has EVER made me laugh this hard. I giggled, squeed, snorted, and cried with laughter to the point where I’d have to stop reading in order to catch my breath!! PURE FUN! But the best part was that it wasn’t just a funny story – it had everything! It was oh-so-swoony with some seriously omg-fan-yourself H.O.T and steamy bedroom scenes and an absolutely heart-meltingly sweet and beautiful story about a fam [...]
Seduction and Snacks is one of - if not the - funniest book I’ve ever read. It’s an irreverent look at single parenting, dating, finding true love and… well, it’s a story about so much!Claire and Carter are a great couple. I loved that there was NOT a bunch of drama… loved that Carter took on his role of father without hesitation, and those ‘becoming a parent’ moments were some of the funniest scenes ever written. Gavin is a precocious, too-smart-for-his-own-good four year old with [...]
Not only is this book pee-your-pants funny, it’s incredibly hot!! It’s also romantic, sweet, sassy, and fun. I absolutely loved it, and I’m going to make all of my friends read it. Then I’m going to make them text me their favorite lines, so I can laugh all over again!
★★★★ 4 memorable and funny-as-hell STARS. My main reaction while reading this book was pretty much this:Or this:I was either laughing out loud or shocked at something one of the characters said and that made me embarrased in their place for actually saying what they did out loud. Random thoughts and highlights:❥ My favorite character of the book was by far Gavin!! He's probably the CUTEST, FUNNIEST four year old ever. Some pf the things he did and said were just too cute and he never f [...]
I know this book has been out for several years but I just found it.I loved loved loved it soooooo much. I don't think that I have ever laughed so hard while reading a book.What's not to love? Romance✔Fun✔Sex talk( lots of talk)✔Sex✔Great friends✔Laughing( lots of laughing)✔Seduction & Snacks is definitely my favorite of the year so far!!
10/02/2012 Full review posted: 2geekgirlsreviewbooks/ Overall Rating = 2Book Cover / Book Blurb = 1.5/3 = 2.25Writer’s Voice = 2.5Character Development = 1.5Story Appreciation = 2Worth the Chili = 1.5Reviewed by Hope+++++++++++++++++++++++Helen's Review:2 StarsThis was a disappointing “DNF” for me. I was almost finished, had about 30 pages to go, but it was just too absurd to keep me any longer and I knew I had lost all patience. I was ready to scrap it about 30 pages in, but then it made [...]
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S! SEDUCTION AND SNACKS is a fantastic laugh-out-loud romance that will leave you snickering down to the final words of the book! Imagine holding on to your virginity for 20 years only to loose it in a drunken, one-night-stand to a hot, but nameless guy at a fraternity party. Yes, lots of things suck about that previous statement, but then top it off with the biggest suck factor of all – Mr. Nameless apparently had some super-sperm that somehow escaped confines of the condom. Y [...]
Ok, I have to say this "WHAT IN GOD'S AND HOT CHOCOLATE'S NAME WAS THAT?"[image error]In the first few pages all I could see was "I'm never having children"en, babies, babies, ranting, ranting, ranting,disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, ranting, ranting, rantingah we get ite heroine has an extreeeeeeme aversion to children, and all things related to them (including childbirth) and then of course she had to go and have a baby of her own in a super romantic manner (*note-sarcasm*) and end up bein [...]
This Is The Most Hilarious Book I've Ever Read!!!! Hands Down!!!At one point, I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard!!5 AMAZING STARS!!!!!!!!Short Summary: Claire is a college student who decides to lose her virginity at a frat party, but consequently ends up getting knocked up by Carter aka the one night stand. The crazy thing is Claire and Carter never exchanged names after Claire sneaks out the next morning. They never see each other again until 5 years later when Carter sho [...]
This seems to be a love it or hate it type book, and for me it was just so-so. It was funny in places, sure. There were a few times that I belly laughed. But to be honest, I think the author relied so heavily on potty humor, I felt like I was watching an eight hour episode of South Park. Crude can be funny, but my GOSH, it was so overdone! Shock value only lasts so long, and then its no longer shocking's repetitive and uncomfortable. I like how Claire describes her desire to never have children. [...]
I tried. This one just isn't going to work. Swearing and sex doesn't bother me (obviously, if you know me) but this book reminds me of a preteen who's just decided that he'll seem really awesome if he manages to fit in every raunchy word possible in the telling of one story - it's called trying too hard to be entertaining. The jokes are drowning in the attempt to look youthful and cool.
Let me just scream this at the top of my lungs, "BEST BOOK OF THE FREAKIN' YEAR" for me!!! I don't care that this was written originally as a Twilight fanfic and that people are pissed that the author pulled her stories from the free domain to publish them (seriously, all of you that gave the author one star for doing that NEED TO GROW UP!!! Why don't y'all just go lay that shit on the doorstep of EL James, considering that Fifty Shades was also originally written as a Twilight fanfic?!), people [...]
Read more of my reviews and ramblings at Ana's Attic Book BlogI am in love. Yes, I have a total girl crush on Tara Sivec. Move over Christian Grey, I’m switching teams. I am ready to move near Tara and stalk her so I can be her best friend (and maybe lick her face a little. I love her that much). Or maybe it’s the characters she wrote I want to hang with. Or are they one in the same?Seduction and Snacks by Tara Sivec is hands down my new favorite book. I laughed so much during this book scar [...]
Buddy Read with Stacia "The Ace".DNF for now. I have to be in the right mood for this humor.Just a little random example:"I was going to stand next to every single woman in labor and every time a nurse or a doctor or hell, even the woman's husband said something stupid like, 'Just breathe through the pain,' it would be my job to squeeze the living fuck out of their reproductive organs until they were curled up in the fetal position asking for their mommies and I'd say, "Just breathe through the [...]
Argh! I just lost a review I spent nearly an hour writing. :-(3.5 stars. In summary, Claire and Carter met five-years earlier and had a drunken one-night stand that left her pregnant and neither of them knowing how to find the other. Five years later, a chance meeting brings these two together again. This was a funny romance story, and I get why people are recommending it left and right, but it had way too much snarky, naughty, over-the-top 'bumper sticker' type humor for me. It was just toooo m [...]
How, in the name of all that is holly can people call this book funny? My inner goddess tried explaining this to me, since she is currently bored because I don’t have a dysfunctional abuser in my life that can defeat me with his enormous&skilled penis….just a really sweet and ordinary fiancé. Poor little me. Erm….her…! Whatever.”Din, this book is funny because it has such a humongous amount of funny scenes!” she told me brightly.Ah, well then. Ok.Wait! Sorry! It’s not ok! That [...]
Seduction and Snacks was flipping hilarious and sexy as hell!Have you ever had an instant connection and attraction to someone? You get each other jokes, have the same taste in movies and music, and are enthralled by their stories? We’ll that’s what Claire and Carter have when they meet five years ago at a college frat party. Claire decides from this connection that Carter would be the perfect guy to take her V-card and then she can move on and immerse herself in college again. Yes, Carter i [...]
Oh. My. God! I’m not quite sure I know what to say…This book was amazing! I don’t recall a time that I laughed so much while reading a book! I know there have been times, I just can’t think of any. When I first saw this book around GR, I dismissed it due to its (slightly) cheesy cover. Then a friend sent me the link to the book and told me to check it out (thanks Alyssa!), so I did. I was excited to read it. I love stories where couples were separated and find each other again. Then I sa [...]
**1.5 stars**This book was a huge, HUGE let down. Let me say that I have been saving this book for a rainy day, a day when I needed a funny book to lift me up and put a smile on my face. When I started this book I was very hopeful. However, I soon discovered that this book was not for my taste.First of all, you know in comedies how there is a funny person and a straight man? This book had no straight man. Both characters were just off the wall and so similar that if it wasn't for the "he" or "sh [...]
OMG this book was HILARIOUS! I haven’t laughed so hard in a while. While this book was about Claire and Carter I think Gavin, the four year old stole the show. Every time Gavin talked about his weiner I felt the same emotions as Claire and Carter. I didn’t want to laugh, but sometimes you just couldn’t help it. One of my favorite parts is when Gavin runs into the room to show everyone his new ”sword” (view spoiler)[her dildo (hide spoiler)] and Claire has to wrestle him for it in front [...]
Title: Seduction and SnacksSeries: Chocolate Lovers #1Author: Tara SivecRelease Date:2012Rating: 3.5 starsCliffhanger:. No HEA:(view spoiler)[ Yes(hide spoiler)]Seduction and Snacks was very first book, I’ve read by Tara Sivec and I was pleasantly surprised by how quickly she drew me into the story and made me forget all about the real world. I found myself laughing so hard my cheeks hurt and the stupid grin never fell of my face. It was very nice change after many emotional or dark reads. The [...]
Funniest book I have ever read! Deserve a shelf of its own, a category in itself.Warning: You'll laugh until you cry!!!To say my weekend was bad, is an understatement. Problems at work and by Saturday afternoon I was slightly depressed And then I picked this book!! Thank GOD and thank you Tara Sivec!Hilarious and witty, addictive and funny, this book grabs you and smacks you down. It's offensive and opinionated, you can't help but agree at some points and at othersThe first chapter is the most d [...]
4.75 Stars :)F**k me gently with a chainsaw ~ Heathers (1988)This book was such a surprise hit for me. Don’t you love it when you browse GR and somehow a book catches your interest and then…BOOM! It turns out to be a great read? Well this story was one of those types of books. I’m so happy to have come across it. It’s a pretty simple story. Claire is a 19 year old virgin when she first meets Carter at a fraternity party. They instantly hit it off without actually exchanging names. After [...]
If you would like to quote the best parts of this book, I think you would have to rewrite entire book. It's a book that every moment gives you a quote at which you can laugh to tears."Money can't buy happiness but it can buy chocolate, which is kind of the same thing."Claire and Carter meet at a college party. They feel a strong attraction to each other and ended up night drunk and in bed. Too drunk to know even their names. Next day terrified Claire run away and everything could end up on one n [...]
What can I say about this book? I loved it, and it was hilarious!!! Not only was the story sweet and sexy but this has to be the funniest book I have ever read- I mean lol non stop funny!Book starts with Claire who never wants kids. Ever. She meets the nameless sperm donor (Carter) whom she looses her virginity to at a frat party. They both search for each other after the fact to no avail. Five years later fate(or his job) brings Carter to Claire's home town.Claire is probably the funniest and m [...]
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